Monday, September 04, 2006

Romeo



The year was 1992. Houston, Texas. An artist begins his elusive and short musical career. He hails from a cultural wasteland that produces geniuses like The Red Crayola, Culturecide, The Pain Teens, ZZ Top, DJ Screw, and Jandek. This artist is only known by the name of Romeo.

Ridiculously cocksure in all his delivery, Romeo brings the party. That party is a fist pumping jam in the suburbs while the parents are away for the weekend. The DJ is drunk for the first time. Not on booze, but on Top 40 radio and old school rap. It's the 1990s. Put on your Z Cavariccis and PUMP UP DA JAMZ.

It's a swirl of Vanilla Ice, Def Leppard, Cameo, and Slick Rick. There was electricity in the studio. Purple lightning ejaculated out of the equipment, to be sure. It's the musical equivalent of a 14-yr old dry hump with the drunk fat chick at the party. A voyage into a very horny dimension.



Ever the master of disguise, Romeo takes on several personnas. One being "The Mighty Boner". As you might imagine, the mighty boner is the voice of Romeo's libido. The crazy thing here is Romeo is nothing but libido. Women are objects of lust and devotion. Romeo isn't about solving the world's problems. He's about cars and pussy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you some samples from one of the strangest and most awesomest albums ever made. Romeo's "Huggin' and Buggin'"

Hey Little Girl
I Control That Girl
Holey Moley (Featuring the Mighty Boner)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi Nick. Love your space! Since my son is also named Nick Smith I thought it would be great to add you to my friends. Loads of kiwi greetings, Gaynor ;O)